Amsterdam Coffee ShopIts odd how leaving the country can open your mind so much. Leaving a place you are all too familiar with to go somewhere completely alien. Your life back home suddenly seems even more insignificant and I have to admit there's an odd addiction to this feeling. I know it sounds as though I've been travelling for months rather than having only 4 nights away in Amsterdam, but its great to think a trip as small as this could leave me feeling so....enlightened
When we first arrived in Amsterdam we were of course immediately
lost and stuck out like a sore touristy thumb! However thanks to the wonderful Dutch who compensate for hopeless Brits by learning English, we managed to find our way to the hotel and would later on rely these lovely people to find our way around the city.
Amsterdam is very different to any city I've ever visited. Usually with cities such as London and Paris you have the hustle bustle lifestyle, the people who are too busy to realise they've knocked you flying as they stride past you in the street, the constant beeping of car horns and the general feeling of being unclean as you swan about in the pollution and don't realise until you get back home and have to beat the dust from your clothes! Perhaps it was the daze incurred by some quality Amsterdam weed but Amsterdam seemed like a laid back city. People were friendly and there seemed to be a greater sense of community amongst everyone.
The sunny days brought this feeling out more and as we floated down the canal on our touristy boat ride we could see so many people of all ages out in boats with all their friends and family having parties or sunbathing and despite it being 1p
m, everyone had a beer in their hand. Some of their boats were sophisticated and expensive whilst others were no more than a bit of wood with a motor on the back. Either way it seemed like the perfect way to live.
Of course I can't paint the perfect mellow picture of Amsterdam. The city has, what seems to be, a million lanes for its various modes of transport. Bicycle lanes, tram lanes and car lanes and all the while you have to make sure you're looking the correct way as they drive on the opposite side of the road. It sounds simple enough but you won't believe how hard it is to break a habit of a lifetime of looking right, left. One of the biggest mistakes you can make is stepping into a bike lane and sometimes you won't even realise you're doing it until you see an angry Dutch person hurtling towards you. If its one thing the Dutch lack patience in, its their cycle lanes. Bicycles have right of way over pretty much everything, even pedestrians, so its best to avoid getting in the way. Having said that, as much as
cyclists can add a stressful element to strolling around The Dam, it is an amazing sight to see. Nobody seems to own any top notch, multi geared, super bicycle with the latest, specially designed helmet. They all appeared to ride modest bikes and as for helmets, well who has to worry about silly things such as protecting your skull? Not the Dutch. Health and safety seemed less abundant there, which also became obvious when spotting how many passengers the Dutch try to cram on one bike. I can say it exceeded three quite often. Also there are so many people who choose to cycle over driving. Thinking back I can't even remember seeing car parks I just remember bicycles parked everywhere and even multi storey......'bike parks'?
Another great thing about Amsterdam is the food. There are so many different food outlets- you can get pretty much anything you want, whenever you want it. And after many visits to coffee shops and copious spliffs later you'll find this is a god send!
Coffee shops are most definitely something that should not be neglected on a trip to Amsterdam. Its got to be one of the big reasons people even visit the place- to enjoy the legality of cannabis. Well legal to a certain extent. You can't just walk around with a spliff hanging out of your mouth...although you'll soon realise that quite a few people do. However, play by the rules and go to a coffee shop and settle in for some laid back, deep conversation. It'll hit you as strange as you light up in front of so many other people, almost having to fight your natural instinct of hiding it away, but once you're over that its a brilliant atmosphere.
Now of course we couldn't go to Amsterdam and neglect its infamous Red Light District. Its honestly worth a look because you've never seen anything like it before. Its this complete juxtaposition of lovely canals, some beautiful architecture and then semi-naked (or naked!) woman watching you from a glass door. Some of them will act up, pouting and asking men to come over to them, whilst others just sat on a stool texting and probably browsing Facebook and updating their status- 'Work
is so boring today'. Its strange to see guys have the nerve to go up with their money in their hand and be pulled in....and even more strange to see them leave. It could be described as seedy and dirty but it was also quite business like. The feeling or look of shame seemed absent because nothing was being hidden. It was just right there.
The sex shows were something else all together. The title 'sex show' may imply you're going to watching something 'sexy' however we soon discovered this to be a wrong assumption. If you're looking to get aroused at a sex show in The Dam, good luck- most of it will have you laughing or cringing. Unless you really haven't got laid in years or indeed enjoy the sight of fat people fucking on stage. Yes, you read correctly. But you know what they say- when in Rome!
So from this entire trip all I can say is I want to go back and explore more. The way of life is so completely different it has me curious as to what it would feel like to be there longer and whether I was just caught up in some tourist frenzy for four days. If you're reading this and have never been I strongly recommend you go! You won't regret it.